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04-01-08 - life

 

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Sometimes life is like the steam roller that runs over that guy in Austin Powers


04-09-08 - Email Comment

 

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Jeremy my tech duder says;

I've noticed April has a high amount of "thumbs-ups" so far this month. I like the pig on the plate: "Who's got one thumb and is about to die? THIS GUY!"

Thanks Jeremy, as always keep those comments coming.


04-14-08 - Baby, I been real busy

 

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I have too much stuff to do. That is why I have been so distant. It's not you, it's me. Baby I try so hard to give you all the attention you deserve, but you know how it is with everything exploding at work. I got classes to take, and the wife and kids take so much time. Ben needs me to make flyers and his CD art still isn't done.

You know I do the best I can baby I post your comments and stuff. You know these drawings don't make themselves. A website has to have some time for it's self once in a while also. I got this David Bowie song I am trying to learn to play, it's really hard with minor sharp chords and stuff. Baby you know I give you all the time I can. Just hold me and make some of them comments. You know where to email them. That's right put 'em right there. Yeah that's it. You know how I like it don't you. You are my favorite cartoon looking blog reader. That's it comment just like that. Just... Like.. eh! Ah! Aahhhhh. Sorry baby you commented too fast.

I'm spent.


04-15-08 - My Mom probably thinks I am cool too!

 

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Alicia who hails from the same set of genitals as me says; "your a freak you know that...funny though. and like a said your the coolest nerd i know."

Whatever the hell that means.


04-18-08 - Nice

 

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Brenna Says: hey Justin, I really like the mullet guy with the keytar. It's the kewlest!!! Brenna

Whatever the hell that means.

I wonder if it is bad form to beg and beg for comments and then belittle them by acting like I don't know what they mean even though it is abundantly clear? Maybe it is time for a better kinder Justin, a Justin who bathes daily. A Justin that doesn't eat a big bowl of kittens for breakfast every day. A Justin that doesn't scream "Who invited you?" when his niece shows up to family functions. A Justin that only pushes over old ladies who are mean. Yes that's it by gum. I am going to change! If you'll excuse me I need to go take the nail out from under your tire so you can back out of your drive way.

Oh by the by, I uploaded the Christina Ricci song to my music myspace


04-19-08 - No Subject

 

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Matt From Kansas City Says: you should have sent "it", i cant even remember what the other one looked like.

Wthtm.

dangit! I was so close


04-20-08 - blogity blog blog

 

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Alicia Says:

-WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-HA i got you first....

-monkeys are blue....

-I love the cowboy one that says dad...it hits so close to home...

-WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MEANS....

-am i annoying you yet?

Alicia you were annoying before you could even type. WTHTM. Thanks for the comment.