I bought one of those dang no good future TV converters 'cause my TV is a lot like the flintstones TV, it's old. It is not completely like the flintstones, it is not from the seventies, it also doesn't have a dinosaur in it. Really my TV isn't even that old, like five years. It was a Christmas gift from my entire family the year I moved into my Jadalyns apartment. I guess I wouldn't even need a no good dang future TV converter if I just paid for my TV programs but screw that! TV just isn't good enough to pay for to me. And Flinstone-vision worked just fine. When the reception got weak you would get scattered stars and a bit of hissing in the audio. Still watchable. Now in the fantastic assed future, when the reception goes bad the first thing to go is the sound and then all the faces warp and cheese-its take over the screen. When it finally calms down the picture clears up and the sound is the LAST thing to come back. It's irratiting. Don't get me wrong when the reception is normal it looks and sounds great, but that is like 80 percent of the time. 80 percent sounds good except this isn't school, the narrator on kcpt is like "the lion stalks hissssssssssssssss eeeee oooo a a a - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - the only thing that will ever stop him ggggg g g g g ggg g --- - - - - - - - - - - - in the wilderness." What the hell does that mean? I will never ever get to know. expletive future. Good Night.

P.S. I put the google Talk link on the contact page.

06-12-08 - Happy Birthday MOM!

Hi Everybody! It's my mom's birthday! Happy Birthday Mom! I drew a picture of myself for my mom's birthday. It is secretly the second picture I drew for it the first one was even stinkier! This is the first one.

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Feliz cumpleanos mama! Sus comidas eran a menudo delicioso! Gracias por limpiar mi caca!

I had a whole blog written in Spanish but it freaked my site out and blew it up. I was too stupid to fix it.

My good friend Matt is having an awesome flag day party. Ask me about it and you will be invited. I said I might make a flier but I am too lazy a bum to actually do that when there is computer staring to do instead.

I hope you pickle hiders are having nice lives out there.

Oh and by the way, unlike some other internet people out there I would appreciate it if you yelled at me like a maniac if you noticed me on the street. You could be like "LAZY DOG. WOOOOOOOOOT!" I would be all "hell's yeah!"

Have a good one Mom

06-22-08 - "Bill, Bill" he said

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"Bill, Bill" he said, "listen, I'm leaving the cage but I'm coming back. I'm going out there to show them what nobody has ever seen at an arts festival before: a representative of all the Thousands of artists who devoted their entire lives to search for truth and beauty...and didn't find doodly squat!"

I saw Kurt Vonnegut at an event once after timequake came out. He said "We are here on this earth to fart around, don't let anybody tell you different"

I bought a portable amp this week. It's a Danelectro HoneyTone. it is pretty cool and suprisingly loud. My friend John suggested I get one.

Thank you for yelling at me when you see me in public. I am sorry that I forgot to yell back "hell's yeah!" I was caught off guard and only managed a feble "woot."

06-26-08 - hip?

What in the hell is that on the navigation bar?

It is a super nice looking link. Thanks to Jeremy. That crap looked like this when I tried to do it myself. Thanks Jeremy.

Use the link on the navigation bar that says hip? and has a swirley if you want to enjoy the fruits of my hobby. Enjoy

P.S. here is a link for those of you who are still going "What in the hell is a navigation bar?"