I really feel shy, but I have to tell you, Justin, that you are just a man of mhy dreams... I found your profile by accident but now I'm sure it's a destiny! ))

Frankly speaking... I want to find a man who will help me to realise all my fantasies, oh, feel really SO timid to write it... !!! but I mean my $exy fantasies.. ;-))))

your photos are marvellous... but I'm sure in your real life you will excite me even more! )) that's incredible... but I'm frdom Independence, Missouri United States too! :-))

So... I would like to keep up a friendship with you, Justin!

You can find my spicy photos at my profile!

Justin, I hope you'll take a look at them and will write me smth to start our challenge :)))) ki$$ you tenderly ;)))

This is my reply, an open letter to "Laura":

Dear Laura,

You quite clearly don't exist. At least not in the form that you have presented yourself to me. It is quite obvious that you are either a program or some foreign dude. You might even be a program written by some foreign dude. You are not however, "frdom Independence, Missouri United States". You see, no one actually talks like that.

I am the man of no ones dreams, just ask my wife. I have a crooked nose, and a beer belly and love handles on an otherwise skinny body. Quite frankly I look ridiculous naked. I intentionally put nasty pictures of my self on myspace so that no one will actually be interested in me if they find my profile "by accident".

No man will help you realize your "$exy fantasies", ok actually perhaps one or two fantasies but for the most part no. The thing about fantasies is that they are always better in your imagination. I am not suggesting that a program like yourself cannot have sexual satisfaction, but in my experience the best sexual experiences come as quite a surprise and that is what makes them so nice.

I have no interest in your "spicy photos at my profile". First as I stated before you don't exist, and Second I am quite satisfied right here in "Independence, Missouri United States" without any assistance from some foreign dude.

Lastly, I am not amused by emoticons. You don't seem to even know how to use them right. You see this is a smiley with a nose winking ;-) This ;-)))) is some sort of mutant with four mouths. I don't think that you get to convey more happiness with every smile that you add. That is not how this works.

Best of luck in your endeavors to ensnare pathetic men into your little pay for porno trap. I however, will not be one of them.

Warmest regards,

Justin Fox

On an unrelated note I hope you readers have enjoyed my musical offerings. I will add more new stuff when I am done with it. I will add more old stuff soon. My earliest two albums were recorded on a four track and mastered really quietly, I intend to correct the volume and post them sometime in the near future.