Now if the lazy turds in the following states would please visit my site I will have all fifty: Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont (I am looking in your direction Mike Gordon) Connecticut, Rhode Island, Delaware, West Virginia, South Carolina, Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennesee (Come on distant relatives get on the ball), Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Iowa, North and South Dakota, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Montana, Wyoming, New Mexico, Utah, Nevada, and Alaska (Wasilla residents need not apply).

It's FREE. It's EASY. It's so easy that even people from Kansas have figured out how to do it.

Now to balance my Karma from getting on to the states who are too backwards to come to the best website in the world, I will now thank the states that have found the time to show up.

Thank you: California, Oregon, Washington, Arizona, Idaho, Colorado, Texas, Kansas, Arkansas, Missouri, Minnesota, Illinois, Wisconsin, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, Virginia, Ohio, Maryland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York, and Massachusetts.

Also Thank you to Canada and all of my other international readers. I plan to have a cartoon making fun of Bulgaria next month, don't take it personally. I am THRILLED to have international visitors.

In conclusion, we have hits in half of the united states, well done, but there is still a lot of work to do if we want to take over the world.