Hi all. Happy new year. Welcome to Gaurav Gupta from India who to the best of my knowledge is my first international member. Thanks to everyone for their comments and ratings on my posts, it seems to be working out really well. Best wishes to every one, enjoy your hang overs. Justin.

01-02-09 - Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday darling. I wish you every happiness.

01-05-09 - Happy Birthday Ian

I hope you have a great day!

01-21-09 - Jeremy's Birthday and The King of Thailand

Hey readers. Sorry I have been so silent, I have been practicing a lot for the Beatles covers I will be doing for Jeremy's 30th Birthday party on February 21st at KORRUPTION in the west bottoms. If you have eyelids you are invited. If you don't have eyelids I can get you a waiver and you can be invited anyway. So that's what I have been doing with my time. I do have issues to address.

I found out that The King of Thailand cannot be insulted. You can be sent to jail for 3 to 15 years for it. But I live in the land of the free and the home of the chiefs. So stick it up your nose the king of Thigh-land! You are a prat.

prick

A complete knee biter. A jerk. A fool. An asswipe. My poops are smarter than you. Dandruff of a albino hair dresser. Prick.

This guy obviously didn't go to public school in the sixth grade or he wouldn't have to make insulting him a crime.

Have a wonderful day and enjoy your freedom of speech!

01-23-09 - Sweater Puppy Shirts For Sale!

Due to overwhelming requests (two people) I have opened up a Cafe Press shop to sell shirts with my 'sweater puppies' on them. I am sure this is going to make me fabulously wealthy.

Jumps Over The Lazy Dog Cafe

Buy one for your mom.

01-27-09 - products

I have added infant and toddler shirts to the store. The shirts are cheaper and the children don't understand the joke. Win win.

Jumps Over The Lazy Dog Cafe

Buy one for your nephew (or neice or whatever)

01-31-09 - My Birthday

Today is my 30th birthday. Happy birthday me.