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03-01-09 - New favorite song
In other news thanks to my sweet Jade for making up the joke for todays picture.
03-06-09 - Todays mouse over text
Todays mouse over text for the existing picture was written by my 6 year old daughter. (after I wouldn't read her the thought bubble)
03-08-09 - over a year / spelling / Alicia sez
Hello readers, I have been doing this website for over a year now. I have posted around 400 drawings. I would love for the site to have more traffic. I watch it maniacally on google analytics. If you like what I am doing email a friend. I would like to do more around here but so far the traffic I am getting doesn't really warrant it. Not that I am doing too bad, people say they like it, and the site has 22 members. Pretty good for no advertising I'd say. Thank you for looking at my drawings. Thanks even more to those who take the time to check the blog. Tell a friend, spread the love.
Spelling... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME IF I HAVE MISSPELLED SOMETHING! I don't like having errors on the site. I put this together in a rush every month, I tend to miss some things. It takes a long time to scan all the pictures and do the xml. So sometimes spelling slips my mind, so please if you could let me know about any errors you see.
Alicia sez: so when do we get to see this goose with the banana in it?
To which I replied: never, I didn't draw it. I thought the concept was enough.
Which made her exclaim: OH SO SAD!
We then discussed it on google chat: me: you see Alicia that if I had drawn the banana sticking out of the goose it would have been an nc-17 drawing
I like to keep the website at about pg 13 at the most
Sister: lol nice
In conclusion: Tell your friends, don't let misspellings set around, Alicia is a fruitplusanimal pervert. The End
03-12-09 - Giant Contest
Grand Prize - One signed left Converse Chuck Taylor All Star personally worn out by the artist! And one signed, original drawing (your choice, first pick) that has been published at Jumps Over The Lazy Dog! And one random sticker!
Runners up (every other person who enters) One signed, original drawing that has been published at Jumps Over The Lazy Dog! (Your choice, subject to availability, first come first served) And one random sticker.
To qualify for a prize you must post a link to Jumps Over The Lazy Dog, with a message that says 'Jumps Over The Lazy Dog is awesome', in ONE of three ways.
A) Myspace Bulletin - Must include Link to Jumps Over The Lazy Dog and say that it is awesome.
B) Face Book status plus shared link - Status must say 'www.jumpsoverthelazydog.com is awesome!' AND you need to post a shared link to Jumps over the lazy dog. (please keep status up for at least 24 hours)
C) Mass Email - An email sent to justinfox@jumpsoverthelazydog.com plus at least 10 other people with the subject line 'www.jumpsoverthelazydog.com is awesome' and a link to the site.
After you - post bulletin * change status * mass email - you must notify me via my justinfox@jumpsoverthelazydog.com email that you have entered the contest and provide the mailing address you want the prizes sent to. Contest ends Thursday March 19 2009. Grand Prize winner will be chosen from a hat full of equal sized slips of paper with one entrant's name per slip of paper on Friday March 20 2009. The grand prize drawing will be recorded and posted on YouTube by Saturday March 21 2009.
'What if I am not friends with you on Myspace or Facebook?' No problem. A screen shot proving your Bulletin or Status plus Shared Link will be enough to qualify you for the contest. Most windows machines will make a screen shot if you press the 'print screen' key on your keyboard. Then go to the image editing program of your choice (ms paint works fine) and paste. Save the image and send it with your submission email.
Best of luck to you all! Thanks for visiting Jumps Over The Lazy Dog!
03-17-09 - Robots are scary. Etc.
Look at this and just try to tell me that robots are not terrifying.
At this point the odds of winning the grand prize of the contest are astronomical. Oh yeah also any body who even enters gets a signed drawing. You could frame it and hang it in front of your crapper.