I said this out loud once on my way out of work and some guy said to me, I thought you were a married man? Geez guy when I am going to do heroin I don't tell anyone about it. Duh.

06-06-09 - SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

I bet irrational fear wins.

06-07-09 - Squashblarg loves Suzie

but isn't comfortable with pda.

06-08-09 - Attitude is everything!

It's easy when you ignore the red hot poker in your ass.

06-09-09 - Life Lesson

So daddy has to be gone for a little while.

06-10-09 - SHAME!

I'm gonna live foreeeeeva!

06-11-09 - Nuts and Bolts

One robot kicking another robot in the nuts is almost as funny as one animal riding another.

06-12-09 - Waffles

I am a pig. oink oink.

06-13-09 - Ya think?

Will you bite the hand that feeds you?

06-14-09 - Sign up now!

carrot plus stick equals love

06-15-09 - lemur=primate rhino=militant

rhino's kinda got a Michael Jackson pose there

06-16-09 - Master Plan

Price doesn't include 'frikkin lasers'

06-17-09 - Fun Fact

it's twice the fun though

06-18-09 - Good morning young prince

Suck it young prince

06-19-09 - Giddy-up!

Thanks to T.Jones for the idea when I had writers block.

06-20-09 - List of things

it rhymes with duck

06-21-09 - pretending

or maybe I am pretending to wish I didn't care as much as I really don't

06-22-09 - Hurray!

My anus is bleeding!

06-23-09 - Gee...

What do you mean not everybody has a copy of 'hypnotizing animals for dummies' lying around?

06-24-09 - Be Good

If you like to talk to tomatoes

06-25-09 - wost

oh cwap! it was my favowit and now its bwoken!

06-26-09 - Every last one

I don't mean it in a nice way

06-27-09 - Jealous?

I can lick my self

06-28-09 - gonna get married

at first I was upset about the homos violating the sanctity of my marriage - That is till the prop 8 fellers suggested it might lead to a marriage free for all!

06-29-09 - I think he nose something

Gotcha where I wancha!

06-30-09 - old

old