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11-01-09 - Just Askin

Also you should check out the Talking Heads. Brian Eno produced some of their albums.

11-02-09 - The C word and jokes about a topic that rhymes with ape.

tell your Mom I said hi.

11-03-09 - I am an ass

I am too embarrassed to do a better apology then this.

11-04-09 - Soft and Warm

besides Monster, you don't deserve any love.

11-05-09 - It seemed like a good idea.

If I wasn't wearing pants you would see even more of my bad choices.

11-06-09 - Hardly Ever

Every time I get a soda with an orange lid or a drink at McDonald's I have this tiny moment of hope... that gets immediately crushed.

11-07-09 - Double Click

porn

11-08-09 - Ninja Infestation

remember on the Tick when he said "I hate ninjas"? That was awesome!

11-09-09 - Good Grief Jesus

Jesus, it's not a miracle when you do it 18 times every night,

11-10-09 - Bat

it's a bat.

11-11-09 - Indeed

we shall make soup.

11-12-09 - Sneak Sneak

I don't even know

11-13-09 - Grammar and Wildlife Info-graphic

You can't argue with logic. Well you can but it makes you look like an asshole.

11-14-09 - The two cute things that ate the 4 horsemen

They shared evenly.

11-15-09 - Wasted Food

wasted food is one of my pet peeves

11-16-09 - The sleep deprivation is going well

I made this when we were on mandatory overtime and I was getting 2.5 hours sleep some nights.

11-17-09 - Up To Snuff

at least it's not cheese

11-18-09 - A whole new you!

I say looking for mouse over text on a joke that good is just being greedy.

11-19-09 - Research scientists can be so cruel

Oh I'll show you how the boner pills are coming along... I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!

11-20-09 - My conscience is so irritated

You can't argue with the truth.

11-21-09 - Schlox Mutual Insurance®

We also provide a discount for married people who never fight

11-22-09 - Confession

one time there was this video on the interwebs of these two bulldogs making dog love, and then one of them puked and ate it! That was awesome.

11-23-09 - Admiral Thunder Fang

He doesn't really have powers.

11-24-09 - Meat-Head in crisis

How can I mosh without my 11th beer?!?

11-25-09 - Which way to Grandma's?

I wouldn't take their word for it.

11-26-09 - Happy Thanksgiving

No one wants me to be honest here. I just like to alienate my fan.

11-27-09 - No Monkey Business

uh.

11-28-09 - Wayne

I believe it was Kierkegaard or Dick Van Patten who said

11-29-09 - Self Loathing

Hi Stacy... hi.

11-30-09 - kitteh sed teh trooth

cutie wooty click click whistle