Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

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12-01-10 - Beer makes my brains magic!

Take that brain cells! That's what you get for thinking not happy things.

12-02-10 - Take your time

And it came to pass in the 84th year of the reign of the judges there was much copulating

12-03-10 - Dragonfly

Traced butterfly wing, half assed dragon... Get it?

12-04-10 - I'm savvy at making deals and negotiating

a soulless monster who takes pleasure in hurting others

12-05-10 - I'm Edgar Winter and I approve this message.

12-06-10 - My backs against the wall

I've got no buffer, this was drawn yesterday.

12-07-10 - Good advice is the worst.

I appreciate it Mr. Vice Principal, but I am having trouble heeding your advice.

12-08-10 - Fish out of water.

12-09-10 - Howard's just like a clock when he ticks and he tocks.

Bitches play games and it don't even faze me, bitch assed oso's - it would be driving them crazy.

12-10-10 - Top dollar paid for metaphysical erasers

gee that feels better.

12-11-10 - Track 2 off Ween's album 'Quebec'

Someone told me 'bitterness means you still care'

12-12-10 - Phil, your partied out man... Again.

Ooh I know you're going, but I can't believe It's the way that you're leaving, It's like we never knew each other at all, it may be my fault, I gave you too many reasons, being alone, when I didn't want to I thought you'd always be there, I almost believed you, All this time, I still remember everything you said, oh There's so much you promised, how could I ever forget.

12-13-10 - On the first day of Festivus

Couch jumping son of a glitch.

12-14-10 - In the meadow we can build a snowman.

He'll say 'are you married' we'll say 'no man' but we'll be bumping uglies anyhow!

12-15-10 - Presents are the reason

Seriously, the economy collapses without this.

12-16-10 - Trust me, he's going to say it two more times.

no he's not.

12-17-10 - Do you know how reindeer fly?

Magic Dust!

12-18-10 - parade

12-19-10 - This is going to be the best Christmas ever.

12-20-10 - Milk and Cookies (a 'Gin and Juice' Christmas parody)

Respect and apologies to Snoop Dogg. Thanks to my brother Ian for helping me put it together and doing backup vocals

Well it's so festive in the cold North P
It's kinda great bein' Nicholas that Santa C
But I - somehow some way
Find out who's nice and naughty like every single - day
May. I. Wrap a few presents for the kids. and.
Make deliveries as I breeze through
at two in the morning
Not a creature is stirring, no not even a mouse
Milk and cookies in the living room
Soon they'll be gone and
I'll be up north by six in the mornin'
So whatcho gonna do - Chill
I hope ya have a merry Christmas and your homeboys do to
So hang up your lights and mistletoe
But for what? All those presents yo.
So we-gon drink egg nog to this
Nice up naughty down while the
Hip gentiles bounce to this

And I'm all

Reindeer pull my sleigh
Milk and Coooookies
An a happy New Year
Sleigh Ride
All the kids get some presents - I got presents for kids.