Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

2008:

Jan

Feb

2009:

2010:

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2011:

2012:

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Sep

Oct

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Dec

01-01-11 - GTFO 2010

You were a bullshit year anyhow. Especially the last half.

01-02-11 - for the good of the people

but you can still find it if you know where to look.

01-03-11 - wtf!? You're 5'3" and broke?

true story.

01-04-11 - The Exercise REVOLUTION!

About a decade ago this was used as an insult toward me. Thing is, I'm still with the program. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

01-05-11 - Couldn't be! Then who?

You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.

01-06-11 - A message from my sixth grade girlfriend

Anne, in a very sincere and tender way, I love you. (also a platonic way)

01-07-11 - All things considered I couldn't be better I must say

This is my standard response

01-08-11 - A walk is more fun with 4 legs.

so is just about everything.

01-09-11 - whatever

bear skin jacket

01-10-11 - Don't get so excited

Everybody scream, and run around in circles.

01-11-11 - Act right.

It's easy, just don't act like a fuck face.

01-12-11 - Ugly Slutty Hippos!

More on this topic if you know where to look+

01-13-11 - I had the most wonderful dream

If I were Freddy you would be dead.

01-14-11 - One day at a time.

Bring on the Prozac!

01-15-11 - Trust

I'd say 'you knew I was a snake when you picked me up', but you really didn't.

01-16-11 - Worse then Goatse

dot com

01-17-11 - I see you driving round town

Fuck you too.

01-18-11 - The Classy Sophisticate

I am a Wizard.

01-19-11 - zen and the art of tranquility

not really working out for me.

01-20-11 - Trash

Now I am under the impression that those circumstances were largely the result of you being a piece of trash.

01-21-11 - Satan gave me a taco

and it made me really sick

01-22-11 - Mass Destruction

So I just hold it and pose like an assassin.+

01-23-11 - Sunday

01-24-11 - half

realist.

01-25-11 - It's amazing how much fun you can have telling the truth!

Why should I be the only one who changes their behavior depending on the emotions of others?

01-26-11 - Who saw that coming?

Like when your cheating whore of and Ex gets knocked up. Who saw that coming? Oh... Wait, I called that back in September.

01-27-11 - Trying out my new lure.

read: My new profile.

01-28-11 - pictonary

It's a pigeon!

01-29-11 - Barbarian self reflection

Look at that pose! He must me vanquishing zombies, or werewolves or hot big tittied daemon ladies. Or he's making a wiener joke.

01-30-11 - Kiss my cloaca

01-31-11 - happy birthday to me.

I live in a tree.