Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

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05-01-11 - Thug and Crustacean.

Mobster, Lobster. Duh.

05-02-11 - I meet minimum requirements.

And I love giving mustache rides.

05-03-11 - Holy shit it's a bee

05-04-11 - Haiku Party

Will I love again - Someone to share my life with - All night hold her close

05-05-11 - Fifth of May

If I say tacos here do I get some holiday points?

05-06-11 - Monsters of Rock

if I was the kind of guy who refined things, his eyes would be even.

05-07-11 - Shredder shreds

Fact.

05-08-11 - What in the hell... is that - THING?

that's what a phone used to be. Doesn't even have games... But you can prank call people with it.

05-09-11 - Lets play the rhyme game!

Get it? It rhymes with cluck!

05-10-11 - Stating the obvious.

Today I wrote a short letter and deleted it.

05-11-11 - Peter, as you requested.

The duck is an Oboe.

05-12-11 - Never feed after midnight.

TWO POP CULTURE REFERENCES! WIN!.

05-13-11 - Majestic

Reference photos used.

05-14-11 - If you need ideas call Daniel

Thanks Mr. Truax

05-15-11 - Hello Nurse!

I'll return the favor missy!

05-16-11 - Dr. Hyde

Chemical stew!

05-17-11 - Justin-1 - Flowers-0

Ladies, do you want to be in a serious relationship? Make out with me! So far 100 percent of the people I have made out with have found someone else to be serious with IMMEDIATELY!

05-18-11 - Useless

No helpful human hands, no giant horse cock.

05-19-11 - Flarm!

My psychologist seemed put out that I used the word 'manic'.

05-20-11 - Shit and drool

And barf.

05-21-11 - I KNEW IT! (rapture comix)

Seriously Jesus, how many tattoos do you have?

05-22-11 - Post Rapture Bliss

Is no company better than bad company?

05-23-11 - think about it.

I don't want to think about it.

05-24-11 - Seriously donate some blood.

especially if it is as awesome as mine.

05-25-11 - In the still of the night

I held you.

05-26-11 - Justin's Over-share dot com

anybody?

05-27-11 - Mother Flipping Science.

We can be happy.

05-28-11 - Polydactyls

I like to write in cursive. fact.

05-29-11 - Failure to communicate.

I don't do shit.

05-30-11 - Chuck has shown me the error of my ways.

I'm smart.

05-31-11 - New Music Out SOON!

Very Soon.