Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

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12-01-11 - Caucasian board.

And I'm cute.

12-02-11 - Just right.

I deserve it.

12-03-11 - Financial Strategy

I'm investing in prostitutes and cigarettes.

12-04-11 - Agent G.

safe everything can really eat things

12-05-11 - Closed for Zombie Apocalypse

Or it slipped my mind to do a post yesterday.

12-06-11 - Closed for Zombie Apocalypse

A story in twelve parts.

12-07-11 - If anyone had taken the time to ask me...

I don't know why you care what people think. You didn't care when you were on top of that penguin.

12-08-11 - Everything is like this.

strings

12-09-11 - reflections

I'll admit I'm pretty much phoning this one in.

12-10-11 - Are those some marbles in your shirt?

Or are you just happy to see me?

12-11-11 - I disagree entirely.

Pretzels are gross. Admit it.

12-12-11 - It's a lie.

I don't have any chest hair. I also don't have any ass hair. I'm OK with that.

12-13-11 - He's making a list...

with Carrier IQ, he's gonna sick the FBI up on you.

12-14-11 - Sacrelicious!

If you want to be offended you have permission.

12-15-11 - Ask a Lazy Dog - Mall Santa

A pants poop works too, but seems a little extreme.

12-16-11 - Noel

Just a strait forward Merry Christmas. I joke, but in reality, I love Christmas.

12-17-11 - If you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Santa's got a potty mouth.

12-18-11 - Santasarous Rex

He's. SO. awesome!

12-19-11 - Wink Wink.

If the igloo is rocking don't come a knocking.

12-20-11 - Kick Boxing Kangaroo Santa.

Per your request.

12-21-11 - I always get the job done.

twitch.

12-22-11 - And they called him 'Sandy Claws'

Sally is attractive. There, I said it.

12-23-11 - It rhymes with pluck.

Fffffffffff...

12-24-11 - By the power of Jesus!

The first caption I thought of was 'This is Santa giving praise to his lord and master Satan'. Then I thought, don't be a dick Justin, it's Christmas.

12-25-11 - Flying Naked Baby Jesus

This kid is going to be trouble, you can tell just by looking.

12-26-11 - Peace be with you.

12-27-11 - Good grief I look so smug.

That's because it's pretty clear that I am a better person then you. Also, I am the better man because I erased my scathing and accurate caption.

12-28-11 - Let the sun shine in.

Also, I fuck on the first date.

12-29-11 - Thank you for letting me borrow your pit juice.

It is better then smelling like a bowl full of butt holes.

12-30-11 - Seriously? We've discussed this.

yep

Previously on X-Men

12-31-11 - Have whatever kind of NYE you want to have.

Me, I'm going to hang out with my girl, and my sister, and my kids, and their kids, and it is going to be awesome.